I just dreamed I was The Flash and I was walking through some city with Green Lantern and a couple villains were just standing under one of those quick-setup coverings (The kind you bring to beaches and stuff) passing out fliers stating they were going to take over the city. And I spoke to them for a few moments and one of them (a girl wearing orange and pink spandex and a mask that kind of made her head look like a cheap jack o lantern) was being understandably hostile but not in a superpower throwdown kind of way more like a catty highschooler way and I just fucking SNAPPED. I said something along the lines of “You know what?! No, what even are your fucking powers?” And she just looked at the ground and said “Teleportation.” And I was like “Tele— teleportation?! You’re not even a genius level intellect are you.” And Green Lantern and the other villain just look kind of embarrassed for different reasons and I end up screaming at this girl for a while telling her what a mistake it was to even step into my town and then I just run out and collect all of her comrades - some who aren’t even in costume - and just dump them all in front of her. And the next part I remember really vividly because she looks like she’s on the verge of tears and I just shout “BECAUSE I’M THE MOTHERFUCKING FLASH, BITCH!”
I don’t even fucking know.